"Nothing will ruin your 20’s more than thinking you should have your life together already."

I need to write this on every wall of my room.  (via buenas-ondas)

(Source: cokeinaglassbottle, via narsisssist)

tiffanyluucifer:

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

Idk why but this joke reminds me of you bigtimetyler

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via tiffanyluucifer)

"You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love."

What my relationships have taught me. (via lozzat)

(via drkaynn)